(A List of some of the things I have failed to accomplish in my career:)
NOT a member of the  National Academy of Sciences
 
NOT a Fellow of the AAAS
 
NOT listed as one of the 1000 Best Mathematical Scientists
 
NOT a plenary speaker at ICIAM (International Congress on Industrial and Applied Mathematics
 
NOT a Fellow of the American Mathematical Society
 
NOT an endowed chair (I do, however, have a nice chair in my office as well as a recliner chair)
 
... (Lots of other things)
 Oh well.  It is what it is.
 
 ``He preferred to be outside and people wondered why not than to be inside and people wondered why." - attributed to Albert Camus