"No matter what a young person thinks he or she is really hot stuff at doing, he or she is sooner or later going to run into someone in the same field who will cut him or her a new asshole." ~ Kurt Vonnegut
More Quotes:
"They've taken birth control to a new level." ~ Keener
"That guy has an SVD!" ~Fogelson
"If I was covered in fluorescent powder, would you touch me?" ~MunJu Kim
"It's socially acceptable to be a homeomorphism or a bijection." ~ Geoffrey Hunter.
Jaskoma (15:50:49): he (David) dialed you with his pants.
"Are there fluids in Chicago?" ~ Molly Kelton
"We're running out of numbers!" ~ Jim Keener
"You can only span so much space." ~ Molly Kelton
"Would you take 'x' from a stranger?" ~ Fogelson
"Where are you from?" ~ Pejman
"New Jersey" ~ Lindsay
"Oh! What a beautiful area!" ~ Pejman
"Have you been down south? Have you seen whats down there?" ~ Molly
"Down where?" ~ Pejman
"It wasn't the shape of excitement." ~ Karin
"Knackered: To cut off the spheriods of a horse." ~Bressloff
"Though the flavors are related, however, a new spice appears in the dish when it comes to computing eigenvalues." ~Trefethen[Num Lin Al pg. 191]. (i hope he was on drugs when he wrote that.
"I could entertain myself for hours!" ~ Ben
"Thats kind of creepy."~ Noelle
"I make a great fruitcake." ~ Nika
"In Russia, you go into the forest and pick your own nuts." ~Nika
"Show us your wedge." ~ Bressloff
"Men are drones." ~Katherine Fitzgerald,
"If he and I are close together, thats an excitation."~ Andy Oster
"Some people have gay-dar. I have minesota-dar."~ John Zobitz
"It tastes like canned math." ~Russ
"Cooperativity means I can't stand being alone."~ Keener
"But threesomes never happen?"~ Zack
""What shuts down this bloody mess?" ~ Fogelson
"Every time I do it, it feels like the first time." ~Keener
"Hysteresis is just like being in a nightclub." ~Bressloff
"Mom if you weren't weird, you'd be boring."~Karin
"No shit!"~Karin's mom
"Imagine a hospital, where half the people are dead, and half have fevers..."~Balk
"I had to suck around the waxy balls"~ Sean
"It was dirty, dark, and loud. It was more in my relm"~ Karin
"I have two couches"~ Karin "I have a backseat" ~Sean
"Make horrible things into submissive, happy functions." ~ Dobson
"Its a beautiful kind of nasty."~ the Canadian
"Is that a beer in your pants, John?"~ Karin
"I've got fresh socks on. That's the freshest thing on my body."~John
"If you blow a snot moke ring..."~Dr. Keener
"No grunting in the workout room, shower or sauna."~John
"You need someone at armpit height" ~Amber
"I don't like guys balls." ~Amber
"This is your one chance to nail your professor."~ Keener
"I like everything hard." ~Britt
"MCAK eats the microtubules out"~ Blerta
"Whatever your fetish is, I don't mind" ~Bressloff